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sorry:

It’s vitamin not vitamin

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whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

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frankiehentai:

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS GUYS

if the cops catch u for smoking weed blow smoke in their face

now theyre high and youre the arresting guy

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zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common


bewbers:

"we’re having guests over come downstairs"

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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worths:

ok thanks


condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

image

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